i was resting my legs on a chair and then PLOP! sounded like bird shit landed but it was A LIZARD! xia si wo lo! so i squealed, shook the lizard onto the chair and kicked the chair away. now it's like flattened and motionless on the chair.

update 5 min ltr:
omg i just turned my head and realised the lizard was gone. hahaha looks like they are getting smarter in acting dead

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